Mako credited as playing...
Akiro 'The Wizard'
- Malak: My cousin's sister's brother never said anything about bars. How do we get back up?
- Akiro 'The Wizard': The bars were put up after your sister's brother's cousin escaped!
- Malak: Cousin's sister's brother! How many times do I have to tell you that?
- Akiro 'The Wizard': You said your sister's brother's cousin!
- Zula: Who cares who's sister's brother's cousin it is? What difference does it make?
- [first lines]
- Akiro 'The Wizard': [voiceover] Between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the Sons of Aryas, there was an Age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world. Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, sword in hand. It is I, his chronicler, who knows well his saga. Now, let me tell you of the days of high adventure.
- Akiro 'The Wizard': The bars were put up after your sister's brother's cousin escaped!
- Malak: Cousin's sister's brother. How many times do I have to tell you that?
- Zula: Who cares who it is? What difference does it make?
- [last lines]
- Akiro 'The Wizard': [voiceover] So it was that Conan mourned his lost Valeria. At length he sought adventure in distant lands and trod the jeweled thrones of the earth beneath his sandaled feet. Until at last, he found his own kingdom and wore his crown upon a troubled brow.
- Akiro 'The Wizard': lf there is anything here that you like, try not to take it.
- Malak: I know when to steal and when not to.
- Malak: Those savages should thank me, sparing them a terrible stomachache. Why would they wanna eat someone as old and as sour as you?
- Akiro 'The Wizard': They thought if they digested me, my magic would be in their blood.
- Malak: At least they coulda washed you first.