Sammy Davis Jr. credited as playing...
Morris Fenderbaum
- Fenderbaum: It's General Patton and general admission.
- [He and Blake laugh]
- J.J. McClure: Heckle and Jeckle dressed as cops. They oughta arrest their minds for vagrancy.
- Blake: We're gonna die. We're gonna die, we're gonna die. What do you think they're gonna do to us?
- Fenderbaum: I don't know what they're gonna do to you, but since Mr. T ain't here, I'll be too busy licking their boots to see.
- Blake: Is the Blimp driving?
- Fenderbaum: No, it's the General.
- Blake: The General? Oh, I'm gonna make a private outta him.
- Blake: Don't you worry, 'cause you know what I'm gonna do?
- Fenderbaum: What?
- Blake: I'm gonna take this car, and I'm gonna turn so that I block the whole highway sideways. And when they come, they're gonna have a choice, either to ditch it, or ram right straight into us.
- Fenderbaum: Yeah. Yeah. Ditch it or... ram STRAIGHT INTO US?
- Blake: Yup.
- Don Don Canneloni: Can I buy you a drink?
- Fenderbaum: But of course.
- Don Don Canneloni: Cherice? Cherice?
- [Don Don looks over and sees the fight taking place]
- Don Don Canneloni: Oh, they seem to be so busy.
- Fenderbaum: I been called a lot of things but I ain't never been called no commie.
- Blake: I ain't even a Democrat!