Jamie Farr credited as playing...
The Sheik
- King: How come you have a blond, blue-eyed slave?
- Shiek: He's an actor. Hasn't had a series in seven years.
- The Slapper: Nine.
- Slim: Okay, you'll tell us.
- Blake: We're gonna race to Connecticut and the one that wins gets a million dollars in cash.
- Tony: Only a moron would back up a race like that!
- Shiek: [the Shiek enters] Ah, Fenderbaum and Blake. Good to see you! You should be sleeping at this hour. Remember, we leave at noon tomorrow.
- Shiek: [Fenderbaum directs the Shiek's attention to the Cannelonis] Wingtips? Barbarians! Come, come!
- Shiek: [the Shiek hands Caesar a handful of money] Buy yourself a decent clothing store. Infidels!
- Blake: [the Shiek leaves] That was the moron.
- Caesar: You know, these liars could be telling the truth.
- [last lines]
- King: Once again, you have brought shame and disgrace on our tribe by not winning the Cannonball Run.
- Shiek: But, father. There was this doctor in the car! He tried to give me a
- [mimics injecting a hypodermic needle]
- Shiek: It was his mix!
- King: I warn you. Tomorrow's race is the last Cannonball I am financing. If you do not win, do not bother to come home.
- Shiek: Father, don't worry! I can't lose! I have hired the winner of this Cannonball to be my co-driver in the next one. I would like you to meet him. I have told him so much about you.
- [the King looks intrigued and gives an approving nod. The Shiek leads him to the car]
- Shiek: Excuse me, mister. I would like you to meet my pop!
- [He opens the door, revealing the chimp. The chimp grabs the King and kisses him]