Walter George Alton credited as playing...
Jack
- Jack Pearson: She's not so hot. She's not so hot.
- Debbie Martin: Who's hot?
- Jack Pearson: Eh?
- Debbie Martin: Come on. Come on!
- [kiss]
- Jack Pearson: You are.
- Debbie Martin: How hot?
- Jack Pearson: Hot.
- Debbie Martin: How hot?
- Jack Pearson: You are. You're hot.
- Debbie Martin: How hot?
- Jack Pearson: Very hot. You're hot!
- Samantha Blair: You want to be on TV?
- Jack Pearson: No, thanks. Beside you, I'd fade right into the scenery. I'll just settle for being one of your groupies.
- Samantha Blair: Aren't you a little old for that?
- Jack Pearson: Maybe I'll appoint myself President of your Fan Club.
- Samantha Blair: And Secretary?
- Jack Pearson: And Treasurer. And sole member.
- Samantha Blair: And, of course, I'd have to attend all the meetings.
- Jack Pearson: That's the idea.