Harrison Ford credited as playing...
Indiana Jones
- Short Round: Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing!
- Indiana Jones: Short Round, step on it.
- Short Round: Okey dokey, Dr. Jones.
- [turns his cap around]
- Short Round: Hold on to your potatoes!
- Willie: For crying out loud, there's a *kid* driving the car!
- Willie: You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!
- Indiana Jones: Maybe. But not today.
- Indiana Jones: Wear your jewels to bed Princess?
- Willie: Yeah... and nothing else. Shock you?
- Indiana Jones: Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.
- Indiana Jones: Willie, Willie, Willie. What kind of a name is that? Is it short for something?
- Willie: Willie is my professional name, Indiana.
- Short Round: Hey, lady! You call him Dr. Jones!
- Indiana Jones: *My* professional name.
- [cutting between Indiana and Willie's rooms]
- Indiana Jones: "Palace slave"...
- Willie: "Nocturnal activities"...
- Indiana Jones: *I'm* a conceited ape?
- Willie: "I'll tell you in the morning"...
- Indiana Jones: I can't believe this.
- Willie: He's not coming.
- Indiana Jones: She's not coming.
- [pause]
- Indiana Jones: I can't believe I'm not going.
- [as Indiana Jones drinks his martini, Lao Che's henchmen laugh as he holds up a vial]
- Willie: What's that?
- Lao Che: Antidote.
- Indiana Jones: To what?
- Lao Che: [matter-of-factly] The poison you just drank.
- [laughs aloud]
- Indiana Jones: Captain Blumburtt was just telling me something of the interesting history of the palace; the importance it played in the mutiny.
- Chattar Lal: It seems the British never forget the mutiny of 1857.
- [Captain Blumburtt laughs]
- Indiana Jones: Yes, well you know I think there were other events before the mutiny going back a century - back to the time of Clive that are more interesting.
- Chattar Lal: And what events are those Dr Jones?
- Indiana Jones: Well, if memory serves me correctly this area, this province was the centre eventuity of the Thuggee.
- Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, you know perfectly well that the Thuggee cult has been dead for nearly a century.
- Captain Blumburtt: Yes, of course. The Thuggee was an obscenity that worshipped Kali with human sacrifices. The British Army Knights did away with them.
- Indiana Jones: Well, I suppose stories of the Thuggee die hard.
- Chattar Lal: There are no stories anymore.
- Indiana Jones: I'm not so sure. We came from a small village; peasants there told us Pankot Palace was growing powerful again because of some ancient evil.
- Chattar Lal: Village stories, Dr Jones. They're just fear and folklore; you're beginning to worry Captain Blumburtt.
- Captain Blumburtt: Not worried, Mr Prime Minister, just erm... just erm... interested.
- Indiana Jones: You know, the villagers also told us Pankot Palace had taken something.
- Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, in our country it's not usual for a guest to insult his host.
- Indiana Jones: I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about folklore.
- Captain Blumburtt: What exactly was it they say was stolen?
- Indiana Jones: A sacred rock.
- Chattar Lal: [he laughs dismissively] Hah! You see, Captain? A rock.
- Indiana Jones: Something connected - the villager's rock and the old legend of the Sankara stones.
- Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, we're all vulnerable to vicious rumour. I seem to remember that in Honduras you were accused of being a grave robber rather than an archaeologist.
- Indiana Jones: Well, the newspapers greatly exaggerated the incident.
- Chattar Lal: And wasn't it the Sultana Madagascar who threatened to cut your head off if you ever returned to his country?
- Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my head.
- Chattar Lal: Then your hands, perhaps?
- Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my hands... it was my
- [looks downward]
- Indiana Jones: ... misunderstanding.
- Indiana Jones: [trapped on a rope bridge] Shorty!
- [Indy shouts to Shorty in Chinese. Short Round, wide-eyed, nods and wraps a rope around his arm]
- Short Round: Hang on lady, we going for a ride!
- [Indy raises his sword, and Willie realizes]
- Willie: Oh my god! Oh my God... Oh my God... Oh my God!
- [wraps a rope around her arm]
- Willie: Is he nuts?
- Short Round: He no nuts. He's crazy!
- Indiana Jones: Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali... in hell!
- [starts to cut the bridge with his sword]
- Mola Ram: No! What are you doing! You fool!
- [the rope bridge falls apart, sending Thugs to their deaths in the crocodile-infested river below]
- [after getting dumped into a pond]
- Willie: [crying] I was happy in Shanghai! I had a little house, and a garden! My friends were rich, we went to parties all the time in limousines! I *hate* being outside!
- [Willie angrily splashes the water]
- Willie: [gasps] I'm a singer! I could lose my voice!
- Indiana Jones: I think we'll camp here tonight.
- Indiana Jones: [groping desperately down Willie's dress] Where's the antidote?
- Willie: Oh, listen, I just met you! Oh, I'm not that kind of girl...
- Short Round: Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We've got company.
- [one of Mola Ram's guards is about to kill Short Round]
- Indiana Jones: Wait! WAIT! He's mine!
- [Indy grabs Shorty and holds him over the pit]
- Indiana Jones: I'm all right kid.
- [Indy winks at him]
- [Indy and Short Round are trapped in a room]
- Indiana Jones: Stop! Look, just - stand against the wall, will ya?
- [Short Round stands against the wall, springing a trap]
- Short Round: You say to stand against the wall! I listen to what you say! Not my fault! Not my fault!
- [Indy threatens to drop the Sankara stones into the gorge]
- Indiana Jones: You want the stones, let 'em go!
- [the Thuggees stop, uncertain. Willie smirks at Mola Ram]
- Indiana Jones: Let 'em go!
- Mola Ram: [laughs] Drop them, Dr. Jones! They will be found! You won't!