Griffin Dunne credited as playing...
Tommy Kelly
- [In the middle of a trial]
- Tommy Kelly: ...that Roman Troy Maronie was responsible for: the Mother's Day Massacre, The Christmas Day Slaughter, The Lincoln's Birthday Mutilations, and The Groundhog's Day Be-headings!
- Tommy Kelly: [Ma Kelly pours a shot for Tommy] Mom, it's Prohibition.
- Ma Kelly: Aw, shut up! Stop acting like a fag choir boy.
- Tommy Kelly: You were gonna take a bullet for me.
- Johnny Kelly: Actually, I was just counting on a lot of missing.
- [Ma Kelly is pouring drinks for everybody]
- Tommy Kelly: Mom, it's prohibition!
- Ma Kelly: Oh, shut up! Stop acting like some fag choir boy!
- Ma Kelly: I know what you can't say. You wanna get laid.
- Tommy Kelly: Mom!
- Ma Kelly: You wanna hump your brains out.
- Tommy Kelly: [Tommy clamps his hands over Sally's ears]
- Ma Kelly: [does mock pushups] Baboom, baboom, baboom, baboom!
- Tommy Kelly: [Tommy drags Sally from the room]
- D.A. Burr: (On Johnny Dangerously's payroll) Why don't you ease into the job, by taking a vacation?
- Tommy Kelly: But what about crime?
- D.A. Burr: Don't worry. It'll still be here when you get back!
- Tommy Kelly: Sally's place is in the home, and I intend to support her, and I'll do anything - shine boots, drive a hack, blow glass - anything.
- Tommy Kelly: Sally's place is in the home and I intend to support her and I'll do anything - shine boots, drive a hack, blow glass. Anything.