Frank Galati credited as playing...
The Professor
- The Professor: [giving lecture in classroom] Absolutely anything is possible: from interstellar communications to ze development of a functioning aphrodisiac. Now, let us first look...
- Pondo Sinatra: [raising his hand and interrupting the professor] Uh, Professor Schmidt
- The Professor: Ja, Herr Sinatra
- Pondo Sinatra: What is an aphrodisiac?
- The Professor: Ze word aphrodisiac comes from ze African root
- [writing on the chalkboard]
- The Professor: 'APHRO' meaning large penis, und ze Greek 'DISIAC' which means want it bad.