The Sea Serpent

My review was written in May 1986 after watching the movie on Lightning video cassette.

"The Sea Serpent" is a low-grade Spanish monster picture shot in 1984 in Portugal and Spain. Entry is aimed at youngsters who like watching miniatures (here in the form of boats, train, helicopter, lighthouse, bridge and monastery) and went directly to video cassette release Stateside.

Timothy Bottoms portrays Capt. Barrios, a seafarer given a second chance after an accusation of being drunk on a disastrous earlier voyage wherein the brother of Lenares (Jared Martin) was lost at sea.

In a prologue, a U. S. bomber in trouble drops an A-bomb in the sea, exploding it (stock footage of a mushroom cloud) so s to avoid the sophisticated weapon being retrieved by a nearby Russian boat. The explosion awakens a sea monster on the ocean floor, and said monster proceeds to destroy Barrios' ship.

At a naval hearing, disgruntled Lenares testifies that Barrios was drunk at watch again, and no one believes the captain's tale about a sea serpent. Stripped of his captain's license and subject to criminal proceedings, Barrios leaves Spain and heads for isbon after reading a newspaper story about a woman who reported seeing a sea monster there.

He finds her (Taryn Power) in a hospital and breaks her out, the tow of them traveling to a university to consult Prof. Wallace (Ray Milangd, in his final feature film) about the monster's legend.

After having seen the monster himself, Lenares turns over a new leaf and joins up with the heroes, the four of them going hunting. They singe the beastie when an oil car of a passing train falls on it and explodes, with the monster swimming away towards Africa, setting up (horror of horrors) the prospects of a sequel.

Since the monster is alternately hand puppet or a full-view Venus Flytrap-styled mouth for chewing hapless cast members, picture is obviously for smallfry only. Articulating in English but crudely dubbed, cast is bland and tech credits weak.

After an atomic bomb is dropped into the sea, THE SEA SERPENT is created. While the monster is utterly preposterous, the true stars of the film are the inane dialogue and dreadful dubbing, making the proceedings seem almost dreamlike!

Timothy Bottoms plays a ship's captain who sees the creature, and Ray Milland has a throwaway role as Professor Wallace. All, while the monster eats people like anchovies, accompanied by its own JAWS-inspired theme music!

This joyfully wretched Spanish film is recommended viewing for all lovers of rock bottom cinema...

Hard to believe that "The Sea Serpent of Del Mar" is from 1985, as it easily eclipses present day C.G.I. monsters. I'd put this up against any Sci-Fi Channel movie. Here we have no green screen. Instead, prepare to be amazed as intricate toys and models are destroyed by the sock puppet serpent. The monster is clever, and victims meet a horrible death sliding down his throat, after carefully climbing into the creature's mouth. The toy boats, lighthouse, train, and helicopter, will seem familiar to kids everywhere. Not only that, this wonderful film contains no blood, no sex, and a script that a six year old can easily follow. The icing on the cake are the cartoons that follow the feature on the DVD. What more could a kids movie offer? - MERK

and abysmal, over-the-top acting, you might enjoy this rubbish flick.Apparently atomic bombs makes life mutate in about a day or two (or according to other viewers, wake them up). Or so it seems. And apparently massive atomic explosions off the coast of Spain doesn't make anyone ask any questions at all. Coming to think of it, the plot doesn't make sense in any way whatsoever (why would evil sock puppets attack lighthouses?), so the nukes going off for no reason at all doesn't stand out too much.

OK, getting past this, and the fact that the "monster" is a glorified thing you make of socks in kindergarten, you may actually be able to stand this. But for once the complete lack of gore doesn't help, leaving the monster attacks in all their naked rock-bottom-budget "glory".

I doubt you'll be able to watch this though, so better stay well away.

This film has me seriously doubting again whether Armando de Ossorio was a good filmmaker or not... His BLIND DEAD films are praised by many fans. This I can understand. But wanna-be Gothic vampire trite like MALENKA doesn't show any signs from a gifted filmmaker. And that also goes for SERPIENTE DE MAR. It features horrible acting, a dumb plot, stupid events, a lot of other things you can expect from a bad monster-movie and also veteran actor Ray Milland, who does his best to mumble his way through this film while not having much of a clue about what he's doing in it. Apparently Milland was already very ill while shooting SERPIENTE DE MAR (his last theatrical feature) and going out with a ridiculous stinker like this, makes it all the more sad. One last appearance alongside Peter Cushing in a made-for-TV film directed by Roy Ward Baker (also in 1984) doesn't change much about it.

But the sock puppet/sea serpent is a hoot to behold. Watch it swirl up a lighthouse and crush it. See it destroy a harbour with miniature boats. Look at it demolish bridges and munch on charming miniature trains.

Good Badness? Yes. 3/10 and 7/10