Anthony Edwards credited as playing...
Gilbert
- Sergeant: [31:00] I do not know what this world is coming to. See that man over there. We arrested him for mopery.
- Booger: What's mopery?
- Sergeant: Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person. I am sorry about your window, fellas, but that's out of our jurisdiction. This sounds more like a fraternity prank. But there's only one organization that can handle such matters.
- Gibert: What is that?
- Sergeant: [disdainfully] The Greek Council.
- Gibert: I just wanted to say that I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds. I mean uh, all our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel inferior. And tonight, those bastards, they trashed our house. Why? Cause we're smart? Cause we look different? Well, we're not. I'm a nerd, and uh, I'm pretty proud of it.
- Lewis: Hi, Gilbert. I'm a nerd too. I just found that out tonight. We have news for the beautiful people. There's a lot more of us than there are of you. I know there's alumni here tonight. When you went to Adams you might've been called a spazz, or a dork, or a geek. Any of you that have ever felt stepped on, left out, picked on, put down, whether you think you're a nerd or not, why don't you just come down here and join us. Okay? Come on.
- Gibert: Just join us cause uh, no-one's gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends.
- Lewis: [0:03:23] This is college. Remember, 6,127 students at Adams, 58% of which are girls.
- Gibert: So?
- Lewis: That's 7,107.32 boobs.
- Mr. Skolnick: You college guys are all alike. All you care about is getting laid. I wish I was going with you.
- Gibert: Working with a computer's great. I mean, it's godlike, in a way, cause you can have complete control.