Curtis Armstrong credited as playing...
'Booger'
- Stan Gable: [to Booger] What are you looking at, nerd?
- Booger: [to himself] I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio.
- Sergeant: [31:00] I do not know what this world is coming to. See that man over there. We arrested him for mopery.
- Booger: What's mopery?
- Sergeant: Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person. I am sorry about your window, fellas, but that's out of our jurisdiction. This sounds more like a fraternity prank. But there's only one organization that can handle such matters.
- Gibert: What is that?
- Sergeant: [disdainfully] The Greek Council.
- [rings door buzzer]
- Mail Slot Man: [mail flap opens, revealing a pair of crazed eyes] Who's there?
- Booger: [pauses] Ahhh, is...
- Mail Slot Man: What do you want?
- Booger: Is this the Stewart residence?
- Mail Slot Man: Why are you here?
- Booger: Ahh, I've come about the roo...
- Mail Slot Man: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
- Booger: I've come about the roo...
- Mail Slot Man: Don't have, no way!
- Booger: I - I, uh, do you have a room for rent?
- Mail Slot Man: Not for rent!
- Booger: I thought it was for rent!
- Mail Slot Man: Fuck off!
- [mail flap closes]
- Judy: Maybe we should eat?
- Harold Wormser: Maybe we should watch TV?
- Booger: Hey guys...
- [opens his leather jacket to reveal some Marijuana cigarettes]
- Booger: ... wonder joints.