Julia Montgomery credited as playing...
Betty Childs
- Betty Childs: [blissfully] Oh, Stan. You were wonderful. You did things to me you've never done before.
- [Lewis takes off his mask]
- Betty Childs: [gasps] Ahhh! You're that nerd!
- Lewis: Yeah.
- Betty Childs: [blissfully] Oh, you were wonderful.
- [gasps in ecstacy]
- Betty Childs: Are all nerds as good as you?
- Lewis: Yes.
- Betty Childs: How come?
- Lewis: 'Cause all jocks ever think about is sports, all we ever think about is sex.
- Stan Gable: Times are changing, Betty. These nerds are a threat to our way of life.
- Betty Childs: If they win the Homecoming Carnival, they'll be able to take over the Greek Council.
- Stan Gable: Yeah. And we'll be up to our asses in nerd shit.
- Lewis: [in line at the Kissing Booth at the Homecoming Carnival] Hi, Betty.
- Betty Childs: A nerd? I'm not kissing a nerd.
- Lewis: You have to. I paid my money.
- Betty Childs: [Lewis tries to kiss Betty] It's time for my break.
- Stan Gable: [Stan brings a short, fat, ugly woman, instead] Kiss this, nerd.
- Betty Childs: I want to do it, Stan. All this kissing has made me horny.
- Stan Gable: God, Betty, you're like a goat.
- Betty Childs: [in the Pi's bathroom] Listen, if Stan calls tell him I'll call him back, okay?
- Suzy: Okay.
- Lewis: [Betty opens the shower curtain and finds Lewis; gasps] Panty raid!
- [Betty screams; Lewis laughs, chasing her]
- Betty Childs: That nerd saw me naked!
- Betty Childs, Pi, Pi, Pi, Pi, Pi, Pi, Pi, Pi, Pi: [singing] Hello Lambda, We're the Pi's, And we're here to say, We think you are *special* guys, Lambdas all the way
- Betty Childs: Alpha Beta's are okay
- Betty Childs, Pi, Pi, Pi, Pi, Pi, Pi, Pi, Pi, Pi: If you like sweat socks.
- Betty Childs: We prefer your high IQs
- Betty Childs, Pi, Pi, Pi, Pi, Pi, Pi, Pi, Pi, Pi: To their great big - - jocks. Lambda Lambda Lambda boys, Really are the best, Won't you take a piece of Pi, And we'll do the rest