Clyde Hayes credited as playing...
Robert Woods
- Gene Orowitz: [after their vehicles collide at the drive-in] Aw, shit. Look at that fender!
- Gene Orowitz: Well, look what you did to my car! Why don't you look what you're doing?
- Robert Woods: Are you trying to say it was my fault?
- [he shoves Gene]
- Gene Orowitz: Will you lay off?
- Robert Woods: [smiles] Well, lookie here. Little Gene is bad. Come on, what are you going to do about it, huh?
- [shoves Gene again]
- Gene Orowitz: Lay off!
- Robert Woods: [shoves Gene again] What are you going to do about it?
- Cathy Stanton: [fearful] Gene, get in the car, please.
- Robert Woods: That's right, Gene. You better get in that car before you get another set of bandages.
- Bonnie Barnes: [firmly] Robert.
- Robert Woods: [annoyed] What?
- Bonnie Barnes: Leave him alone.
- Robert Woods: I am not doing anything! He's the one looking so mean. In fact, I think he wants to fight. I told you. I'll give you two punches. Come on, give me your best shot.
- [Gene just stands there]
- Robert Woods: Well, come on, jew boy, give me your best shot, huh?
- [Gene still does not move]
- Robert Woods: Well, come on!
- [after a brief pause, Gene strikes Robert in the face sending him into a series of food trays, much to his and everyone else's shock, and he returns to his car]
- Gene Orowitz: [to Cathy] I'm sorry you had to see that.
- Cathy Stanton: [smiles] It's perfectly all right with me.
- [they drive off while an injured Robert is seen struggling trying to get up]
- Sam Orowitz: [He shines his flashlight on Robert, who has his foot up on the seat] All right, get your foot off the seat.
- Robert Woods: I'm just resting, Pops.
- Sam Orowitz: You want to rest? Go to bed. Get your foot off the seat.
- Coach Diener: [notices Robert is concentrating on the cheerleaders than the football game] Woods! Woods!
- Robert Woods: Uh, yes, Coach?
- Coach Diener: Could we take a minute to play football?
- Robert Woods: Sorry, Coach.