David Alan Grier credited as playing...
Corporal Cobb
- Private Smalls: Why can't those officers paint their own club?
- Corporal Cobb: Hell no, Smalls. Let the Great Colored Cleanup Company do it. Our motto is: Anything you don't want to do, the colored troops will do for you.
- Corporal Cobb: Will you all let CJ tell me about this woman? She looked mighty good to me, CJ.
- C.J. Memphis: All she asked me for was my autograph.
- Corporal Cobb: She looked like she was askin' for more than that. Moved in close. Breathin' heavy. Wavin' them tits all in your face.
- Captain Taylor: We don't want anybody from this fort going into Tynin looking for rednecks.
- Corporal Cobb: May I speak, sir?
- Captain Taylor: Cobb?
- Corporal Cobb: Colonel Nivens must know nobody colored killed the Sarge.
- Captain Taylor: Well, this is precautionary, Cobb. We can't have the Army engaged in revenge on civilians.
- Corporal Cobb: CJ. Who was that fine river-hip thing you was talkin' to before the game? The woman had tits like two helmets. Did you see the size of them knockers?