Willie Nelson credited as playing...
Doc Jenkins
- Doc Jenkins: [singing] The world's getting smaller and everything in it belongs; and if you can't buy that Mr. Music Executive, why don't you write your own songs?
- Doc Jenkins: I couldn't hate anybody.
- Blackie Buck: You hate Rodeo Rocky.
- Doc Jenkins: I couldn't hate a real, live, human being.
- Blackie Buck: I'd put my name on one your songs if it would help screw Rodeo Rocky over.
- Doc Jenkins: Say that again.
- Blackie Buck: I can't.
- Honey Carder: Hold on a minute mister. Now a man who looked like you came to my door years ago selling vacuum cleaners. He knocked me up.
- Doc Jenkins: Must have been someone from our service department.