Robin Johnson credited as playing...
- Joan: You know what I wish we could do?
- Gina: Drugs?
- Midge: So are you looking forward to playing basketball in your birthday suits, girls?
- Fern Hymenstein: What?
- Gina: That's the name of the game, baby: Strip-Basketball. It's very simple. You make a basket, we take something off. We make a basket, you take something off.
- Gina: Hmmm, well yes, ladies and gentleman, as you can see the atmosphere here is charged - mostly because the girls couldn't afford cash.
- Gina: What are you reading, Susie? 'You Are What You Chew.' When are you gonna give up on this health food bullshit?
- Susie: I happen to believe my body is a sacred temple.
- Joan: Gina's body is more like the corner store... open 24 hours.
- Gina: Well at least mine's not a drive-thru, honey.
- Warwick: Now the first thing we're gonna do is running-in-place. Does anybody know what happens when you run in place?
- Gina: You miss the bus.
- Joan: What'd you wanna come here for anyway?
- Gina: I have this morbid fascination for pain and suffering.
- Joan: Wait, I think she's coming to.
- Gina: She's coming too? Well, we all know Warwick did, but Susie?
- Gina: I thought this was supposed to be our big gig. What's the entire school board doing here?
