Eric Hart credited as playing...
Mr. Levitt - Storekeeper
- Mr. Levitt: [a man in a Santa Claus suit walks into a convenient store] And a "Ho Ho Ho", I don't get enough of this shit on the radio, it has to come into my store now, ha hah ha.
- Killer Santa: What's the matter, you don't like Santa Claus?
- Mr. Levitt: Well, it's good for business, bad for my stomach. It's a lot of phony sentiment, you know what I am saying. What charity are you with?
- Mr. Levitt: [Killer Santa pulles out a gun] What are you doing that for?
- Killer Santa: I'm holding you up,asshole, put the money in the bag.
- Mr. Levitt: So it's not about phony sentiment, lot of it is genuine greed.
- [Mr. Levitt grabs his gun]
- Mr. Levitt: ALL RIGHT YOU!
- [Killer Santa shoots Mr. Levitt in the gut, Mr. Levitt,wounded,tries to shoot the robber.Killer Santa shoots him in the stomach and then the head]
- Killer Santa: [Killer Santa walks out of the store, sees how much money he has, he says] "31 bucks, Merry Fucking Christmas!"