Liane Curtis credited as playing...
Randy
- Randy: [talking on the phone with Samantha] I was going to tell you something, but, maybe I shouldn't. It's pretty bad.
- Samantha: You may as well. Nothing could shock me anymore.
- Randy: Last night at the dance, my little brother paid a buck to see your underwear.
- Samantha: [screams] Aaaaaaaahhh!
- Howard: [Her grandparents downstairs are startled by the scream] Geez! I hate that rock 'n' roll rubbish!
- Grandpa Fred: Well, I'm afraid it's here to stay, Howie.
- Randy: [Samantha has filled out an "anonymous" sex quiz naming her crush, which has fallen into unknown hands] Jake Ryan? He doesn't even know you exist.
- Samantha: Thank you, that's a very nice thing to say.
- Randy: I'm sorry, but Jake Ryan? He's a senior, and he's taken. I mean, really taken.
- Samantha: I know. He's supposed to be my ideal.
- Randy: He's ideal for sure, but, forget it.
- Samantha: God, I hope whoever got the note doesn't know it was me who wrote it. I'd shit twice and die.
- Samantha: Since I was about 12 I've been looking forward to my Sweet 16, you know, a big party and a band with...
- Samantha, Randy: ...tons of people.
- Randy: And a big Trans Am in the driveway with a ribbon around it. And some incredible gorgeous guy that you meet like in France. And you do it on a cloud without getting pregnant or herpes.
- Samantha: I don't need a cloud.
- Randy: Just a pink dress and the guy, right?
- Samantha: A black one.
- Randy: A black guy?
- Samantha: A black Trans Am, a pink guy.
- Samantha: [Samantha and Randy are watching Caroline taking a shower in the locker room] It's unbelieveable. I swear to God Caroline Mumford had to flunk about nine grades.
- Randy: Brother's deaf, and everybody in the world worships her. Practically impossible to cut up. She's supposedly real sweet.
- Samantha: And she's going with Jake. Oh, I'm gonna kill myself.
- Randy: Geek, can I be honest with you?
- The Geek: Not if you're gonna insult me.
- [Randy laughs as does Jimmy and Samantha sitting nearby]
- The Geek: So? Shoot. Out with it.
- Randy: [hard and firm tone] Get the hell out of here!
- The Geek: Hey! Nice manners, babe!
- Jimmy Montrose: She's totally serious, asswipe!
- The Geek: Chill.