Haviland Morris credited as playing...
Caroline
- The Geek: Damn Mom, I've got my headgear on!
- Caroline: [annoyed] Will you wake up?
- The Geek: [opens eyes] Where the hell am I?
- Caroline: I'll, uh, tell you where you are, if you tell me who you are.
- The Geek: I'm Farmer Ted.
- Caroline: You're in the parking lot across the street from my church.
- The Geek: You own a church?
- Caroline: [after they wake up in the Rolls Royce] I never went out with a freshman. Not even when I was a freshman.
- The Geek: Me either.
- Caroline: You were pretty crazy.
- The Geek: I was?
- Caroline: Yeah. You know what I like best?
- The Geek: My clean, close shave?
- [Background music: The clean, close shave]
- Caroline: No. Waking up in your arms.
- The Geek: These things?
- [They start kissing, then Jake shows up]
- Caroline: [At the dance, about to go to Jake's house] God, I love it when your parents are out of town. I fantasize that I'm your wife and we're the richest, most popular adults in town. I owe all my great weekends to you.
- Caroline: [She pauses, upset that Jake isn't excited] What's your problem?
- Jake: What?
- Caroline: You've been acting weird all night. Are you screwing around?
- Jake: Me? Are you crazy?
- Caroline: I don't know, Jake. I'm getting strange signals.
- Jake: Well, they're not comin' from me. Everything's fine. Don't have a cow.
- Caroline: Okay. Just remember one thing. I can name a hundred guys who'd kill to love me.
- Jake: Is that a threat?
- Caroline: It's a fact, Jake.