Gonzalo Suárez credited as playing...
Lucas Villalba
- Lucas Villalba: Letters from Hitler?
- Antonio: Yeah, she was a bit of a Nazi. I'm going to tell you a secret. I wrote them.
- Lucas Villalba: What?
- Antonio: I copy handwriting, but I'm not a forger. I did it for her, for Ingrid Muller.
- Lucas Villalba: The one who was mad about you.
- Antonio: Not that I like it, but she asked me to, and women, when thy want something...
- Lucas Villalba: Didn't anyone find you out?
- Antonio: Of course not. Not even Hitler, may he rest in peace, would have known.
- Cristal: Want a little something?
- Lucas Villalba: Yeah, bend over. I'm getting this great idea that'd make more money than a porno novel.
- Cristal: Aren't writers wicked?
- Lucas Villalba: Yeah, the good ones.
- Cristal: Will you come back?
- Lucas Villalba: I don't know.
- Cristal: If you don't, I'll tell your wife.
- Lucas Villalba: You don't know her! She's a witch!
- Cristal: I just wanted to excite you, I wouldn't do that.
- Cristal: You're not a real sadist.
- Lucas Villalba: Of course not! I just wanted some information to write a little prono novel. A best-seller type.
- Lucas Villalba: What's that?
- Cristal: A stick. I couldn't find a whip. Shall I start beating you?
- Lucas Villalba: Of course not. What I wanted was some commonplace scene of elegant, sophisticated sadism, like in French films.
- Lucas Villalba: Maids inspire writers. Truman Capote wrote his best novel with his maid.
- Patricia: To write like him, you'll need more than a maid.