Sam Shepard credited as playing...
- Martin: Is that true? She's really your sister?
- Eddie: Half. Half. Only half.
- Martin: Which half.
- Eddie: The top half.
- Martin: That's illegal isn't it?
- Eddie: Only if you get caught.
- May: You're gonna erase me.
- Eddie: What are you talkin' about?
- May: You're gonna erase me.
- Eddie: Watch out!
- May: You're gonna erase me or you're gonna have me erased.
- May: You smell. Your fingers smell.
- Eddie: [sniffs his fingers] Horses!
- May: Pussy.
- Eddie: My horses have to suffer because of you.
- Eddie: There wasn't any fling with any Countess.
- May: You're a liar!
- Eddie: I took her out to dinner once.
- May: You're a liar.
- Eddie: Okay, twice.
- May: You were bumpin' on a regular basis. Now, don't stand there and give me this shit!
- Eddie: I hope this man comes over here. I really hope he does. I want to see him walk through that door.
- May: What are you gonna do?
- Eddie: I'm gonna nail his ass to the floor - directly.
- Eddie: You know we're connected, May. We'll always be connected. That was decided a long time ago.
- May: It's a big huge extra-long black Mercedes Benz.
- Eddie: Well, this is a motel, isn't it? Rich people have to sleep too.
- May: This ain't no black Mercedes Benz type of motel, Eddie.
- Eddie: If you ain't a cowboy, you ain't shit.
- May: How crazy is that chick?
- Eddie: She's pretty crazy. You just stay down.
- May: Have you balled her yet?
- Eddie: You got a job?
- May: That's right. Why? You think I'm helpless or somethin'? That's what you think, right? Yeah, it is.
- Eddie: No. It's - been a long time since you had a job.
- May: Well, I'm a cook.
- Eddie: A cook? You can't even flip an egg, can you?
- Eddie: You can introduce me to him as your brother. Okay? Come on. Okay? Well, maybe not your brother.
- May: Maybe not!
- Eddie: Your cousin! Okay?
- Eddie: Our Daddy fell in love twice. That's basically how it happened. Once with my mom and once with her mom.
- Old Man: Yeah, well, you see, it was the same love, it just got split in two, that's all.
