Thelma Lee credited as playing...
Mrs. Perlman
- Mrs. Pearlman: [Seeing Izzy putting on a sailor's uniform] You've joined the Navy! My prayers have been answered!
- Izzy Einstein: Huh! You'll have to pray a little louder. This happens to be a disguise that me and Moe are putting on to knock off a speakeasy.
- Mrs. Pearlman: [Turns and walks off] Vera, I TOLD you not to marry a man who puts mayonnaise on his pastrami.
- Izzy Einstein: [to himself, looking puzzled] It's delicious.
- Mrs. Pearlman: [Speaking to Izzy] The day you do something important, I'll light your cigar in Macy's window!
- Mrs. Pearlman: [after taking Izzy's cigar] Prohibition is here, Mr. E.
- Izzy Einstein: Prohibition is against booze, not cigars.
- Mrs. Pearlman: Only a matter of time.
- Izzy Einstein: Just exactly *where* are you going to put that cigar?
- Mrs. Pearlman: Not exactly where I'd like to, Mr. E. Not exactly where I'd like to.
- [toilet flushes]
- Izzy Einstein: I was very fond of that cigar!
- Izzy Einstein: [Speaking to his wife] Vera, I promise: today, I get a job.
- Mrs. Pearlman: Mr. E., the day you make something of your life, I'll light a cigar in Macy's window.