Avner Eisenberg credited as playing...
Jewel
- [the Jewel is woken up by Joan chipping away at the bars of their cell with a two-by-four plank]
- Jewel: What are you doing?
- Joan Wilder: In my last novel, 'Angelina and the Savage Secret' Angelina used a nail file to chip away at the bars of her cell to remove them and escape to freedom.
- Jewel: How long did this take?
- Joan Wilder: Two pages.
- [Jack, Joan and the Jewel are under fire from Omar's soldiers]
- Jack Colton: Okay, now let's go.
- Joan Wilder: [refering to the Jewel] Wait a minute, Jack. He's coming with us.
- Jack Colton: Don't start with me, Joan! I've come halfway across Africa to rescue you!
- Joan Wilder: Rescue me? I was doing fine without you!
- Jewel: [to Jack] Please, I am guide. I can help you.
- Jack Colton: I don't need a guide! I need a miracle!
- Jack Colton: Why does everything got to be your way?
- Joan Wilder: My way? It wasn't my idea to take off and sail around the world with you on your boat for the last six months!
- Jewel: I like this. You talk to each other like this often?
- Jack Colton: [to the Jewel] Well, let me tell you what I had to put up. Three months ago, we're moored off the Canary Islands, midnight, sound asleep. A boat of three crazed Joan Wilder fans decide that they want the anchor of the Angeline for a souvenir! We were drifting for days!
- Joan Wilder: Well, do you remember the incident at Gibraltar, Jack?
- Jack Colton: Oh, come on. Not that again.
- Joan Wilder: He has to meet me at the governor's mansion for a formal dinner, and you show up with the entire Italian National League Basketball team!
- Jack Colton: Hey, they were hungry.
- Jewel: [happily, as they run from assassin's bullets] Are we *jogging*?
- Joan Wilder: [panting] We are jogging!