Taimak credited as playing...
Leroy Green
- Sho'nuff: Well, well, well. If it ain't the serious, elusive Leroy Green. I've been waiting a long time for this, Leroy. I am sick of hearing these bullshit Superman stories about the - Wassah! - legendary Bruce Leroy catching bullets with his teeth. Catches bullets with his teeth? Nigga please.
- Leroy Green: The secret awaits eyes unclouded by ambition.
- Sho'nuff: WHAT?
- Leroy Green: Those who are bound by desire see only that which can be held in their hands.
- Sho'nuff: See, now it is mumbo jumbo like that, and skinny little lizards like you thinkin' they the last dragon that gives kung-fu a bad name. Get up, Leroy, I got somethin' real fo' yo' ass in these hands. We're gonna settle this one and for all 'cause I am back.
- Laura Charles: I thought that maybe it would be a great idea if I got myself a bodyguard. You know, like someone to guard my body? What girl could do worse that to have her own real life kung fu master?
- Leroy Green: I am no master.
- Laura Charles: You sure look like a master to me.
- [an enraged and frustrated Sho'nuff lifts up Leroy from a barrel of water as he was drowning him to force Leroy to acknowledge him as "The Master"]
- Sho'nuff: All right, Leroy. Who's the one-and-only Master?
- Leroy Green: [rejuvenated] I am.
- Sho'nuff: [screaming] AAAH!
- [Furious at Leroy for the "wrong answer", Sho'nuff attempts to give him a fatal blow, but the punch is blocked by Leroy, who now has the power of "The Glow" for the good; Sho'nuff groans in pain]
- Leroy Green: [glowing in gold] I am.
- [Leroy grabs and starts crushing Sho'nuff's left knuckles as Eddie watches in total shock]
- Sho'nuff: [groaning in pain] What the... oh, shit... oh, goddamn!
- [Leroy laughs as Sho'nuff's evil power is severely drained]
- Sho'nuff: Let me go, motherfucker! Let me go!
- [Sho'nuff finally releases himself from Leroy, who now uses "The Glow" to spin around his arms as he readies himself to take on Sho'nuff]
- Eddie Arcadian: [shocked] Holy shit!
- Johnny Yu: Well, you see, Leroy, uh... you know how you're always teaching us to master "the art of fighting without fighting"?
- [Leroy nods]
- Johnny Yu: Well, I did you one better. I mastered "the art of fighting... without knowing how to fight".
- Johnny Yu: You see, people... people are afraid of oriental dudes. Give 'em a little move, a little scream, and lotsa attitude. Check this out.
- [Johnny flails around move after move through the air with no intended target in sight making sounds like a Bruce Lee movie, then one of the other students kicks him in the head, knocking him face down on the floor]
- Leroy Green: Johnny, to seek safety, one must go into the heart of danger.
- Johnny Yu: [rolls over to look up at Leroy] Huh?
- Leroy Green: [Throws a dart at Eddie Arcadian and hits an object near Eddie's face] Next time I will not miss
- Eddie Arcadian: [Eddie fires a couple of shots at Leroy] Next time I won't miss either!