Tom Cruise credited as playing...
Jack
- Meg Mucklebones: What a fine fat boy you are, Jack!
- Jack: You don't really mean to eat me, do you, ma'am?
- Meg Mucklebones: Oh, indeed I do!
- [cackles]
- Jack: That would be a shame because someone as fair and lovely as yourself, Miss Meg, deserves far better than scrawny me. Don't you think?
- Meg Mucklebones: Think me fair, do you, Jack?
- Jack: All the heavenly angels must envy your beauty.
- Meg Mucklebones: [cackles] What a fine meal you'll make, be the rest of you as sweet as your tongue!
- [cackles]
- Jack: How do you know my name?
- [cranes head away in annoyance from Oona, who is buzzing around his head]
- Jack: Stop it! Go away!
- Gump: I know everything, Jack. Yet I do not understand what has happened today. Suppose you tell me, Jack? You know these woods as well as any elf. Did you not see something odd today, any strange spirits? Did nothing untoward happen?
- Jack: I took Lily to see the unicorn...
- Gump: [In outrage] You did what?
- [the other elves chatter noisily]
- Gump: Silence!
- [They hush]
- Princess Lily: Are you afraid to kiss me, Jack?
- Jack: I'm afraid you'll break my heart.
- Princess Lily: Then still your heart, for you are dear to me as life itself.
- Jack: [solves the riddle] Flowers...? Bluebells! To hear them ring, it means your life is at an end!