Fred Willard credited as playing...
Terrence 'Doc' Williams
- Terrence 'Doc' Williams: [voice-over] Drain out all the water, take in plenty of oil, grease up that back end, get out on the highway and go at full speed for about ten miles. See how it feels.
- Joan Pudillo: No-one's ever mentioned this to me before.
- [the class are all at Dana's place, drinking beer and sulking in sadness]
- Terrence 'Doc' Williams: I'm in the car business and I can't drive.
- Spencer Popadophalos: We're screwed. We got shafted.
- Jeff Roth: My Dad's gonna kill me.
- Wink Barnes: Not if we get to him first.
- Scott Greeber: Let's face it. We're never gonna drive again.
- Dana Cannon: Wait a minute here! I can't believe I'm hearing this. You think we're finished, washed up, history? Well, I've got news for ya: It's not over till it's over! Look at Michael Jackson. His hair caught on fire. Did he give up? No. He called the fire department and went on a Victory tour. All right. Now instead of pissing and moaning about how bad off we are, let's zero in on the guy who made sure we'd never drive again. Let's get the guy who screwed us. Let's get Halik!
- Mrs. Loretta Houk: [drunk] Yeah, fuck him! Rip his nuts off!
- Dana Cannon: All right, I think she's had enough to drink, but she's right. Let's get some beers. Let's go get him! Come on! Right now!