Thomas Ballatore credited as playing...
Jamie
- Mark Kendall: What was that scene in the shower all about?
- Russ: That's the thanks I get for trying to help out a friend?
- Mark Kendall: Oh you're a big help, thanks a lot. Did it ever occur to you guys that maybe you could've asked me?
- Jamie: Oh my God!
- Russ: She told us to look!
- Jamie: I knew it! I knew it, we enjoyed it!
- Russ: Would you shut up? Just shut up!
- Jamie: No that's it! We're homos! We're rump-rangers!
- Jamie: This is terrible. I can't believe this happened.
- Russ: Most humiliating experience of my life!
- Jamie: This is awful. This is the suckiest thing that could ever happen! The whole school thinks we're... gay!
- Russ: Don't be such a twerp! Our past histories speak for themselves. No one's going to think we're gay.
- Jamie: I don't have a past history, okay? And neither do you! This is it. We might as well move in together and get his-and-his towels.
- Russ: Hey who cares what those assholes think?
- [pause]
- Russ: What were they doing in the showers in the first place?
- Jamie: *They* were washing. *We* were enacting a prison rape scene.
- Russ: Tell us what happened, man! Blow by beautiful blow! Did you undress her slowly? Like first, revealing big lucious magoombas?
- Jamie: Did she have any tattoos or scars or anything?
- Mark Kendall: I told you I don't remember! If you guys are so interested in my sexual failures, why don't you go have a few of your own?