Judy Cornwell credited as playing...
Anya Claus
- Anya Claus: [Dooley is reading Twas The Night Before Christmas] What is it?
- Santa Claus: It's a poem. A poem about me. They say it's a big hit.
- Dooley: He had a broad face, and a little round belly that shook when he laughed like a bowl full of jelly.
- Santa Claus: What was that? That last part.
- Dooley: [reading with hesitation] He had a broad face.
- Santa Claus: Yes. Go on.
- Dooley: [continues reading with hesitation] And a little round belly that shook when he laughed like a bowl full of...
- Santa Claus: Jelly.
- Dooley: It's... just a poem.
- Santa Claus: [unhappy] Is that how they think I look?
- Anya Claus: [struggling not to laugh] Well... The cookies.
- Patch: It's the cookies.
- [the other elves snicker]
- Santa Claus: You have folks saying that Santa Claus only rewards the good little boys and girls.
- Anya Claus: Isn't that how it should be?
- Santa Claus: All right. Dooley, make up a list of who is naughty and nice.
- Dooley: Yes, sir.
- Santa Claus: And be careful. I'll be checking it twice.
- Santa Claus: Maybe the whole idea is no good anymore.
- Anya Claus: What are you talking about? What idea?
- Santa Claus: Christmas.
- Anya Claus: Claus!
- Santa Claus: The world is a different place now, Anya. You don't see it. The people don't seem to care about giving a gift just so they can see the light of happiness in a friend's eyes.