Demi Moore credited as playing...
Jules
- Jules: I'm just so tired, Billy. I never thought I'd be so tired at 22. I just don't even know who to be anymore.
- Billy Hicks: Join the club. You know, no one was buying this together-woman-of-the-eighties stuff anyway.
- Jules: All this time I was afraid you'd find out I wasn't fabulous.
- Billy Hicks: It's cool. All this time I was afraid you'd find out I was irresponsible.
- Wendy: We're really worried about this affair with your boss.
- Jules: I don't know why you're both so worried... So, I bop him for a couple of years, get his job when he gets his hands caught in the vault, do a black mink ad, retire in utter disgrace, then write a best seller and be a fabulous host on my own talk show...
- Leslie: How's Howie?
- Wendy: Oh well, I wouldn't say my father's trying to bribe me, but he did offer me a Chrysler Lebaron convertible if I get engaged to Howie.
- Jules: Have you fucked him yet?
- Wendy: Jules!... God.
- Jules: Listen... get the car, fuck him, and if you don't like him, break the engagement... And then you can still fuck him.
- Jules: Leslie, did I tell you? I'm sorry. I went to see my boss. I thought I was getting fired. Instead, the man took me to dinner.
- Leslie Hunter: I told you not to start bopping your boss.
- Jules: Too late.
- Jules: [about her stepmother] It turns out cremation costs just as much as the non-torching method. If I don't come up with a cheaper solution, I'm gonna end up a bag lady. Of course, I'll have alligator bags.
- Jules: You could order a nice Napa Valley chardonnay. Or if she's worth it, get an import to impress her.
- Kirby Keger: Well, money's no object.
- Jules: Really? Then Montrachet or Meursault. And make sure you smell the cork.
- Jules: [on the phone] Hi, Alec. It's Jules. I'm over at the Van Buren Hotel. Oh, God.
- Alec Newbary: What time is it?
- Jules: I don't know. Listen, I'm with these Arabs and they've been forcing me to do coke all night. And I'm not sure, because I don't understand very much Arabic; but, I'm sure I think I heard the words for 'gang bang'. Alec, you gotta come get me. Please?
- Wendy Beamish: Jules, it sounds like you have your boss wrapped around your little finger.
- Jules: Did I ever tell you what he likes me to do with my little finger?
- Jules: Do you know what I've been doing every day since I got fired?
- Billy Hicks: No. What?
- Jules: I've been going down to the hospital and sitting with my step-monster. We've had the best talks we've ever had. Of course, she's in a coma, which really pisses me off. Because this whole time I've waited for just one word,
- [bursts into tears]
- Jules: about why my father hates me so much.