Ally Sheedy credited as playing...
Leslie Hunter
- Alec: You cannot have the Pretenders' first album! That's mine.
- Leslie: I bought it.
- Alec: You did not! You can have all the Billy Joels... except The Stranger.
- Leslie: I'm taking Thriller and Mahler's ninth.
- Alec: Kevin is so fond of Mahler.
- Leslie: I moved in with Jules.
- Alec: Oh how nice, roomies again... No Springsteen is leaving this house! You can have all the Carly Simons.
- Leslie: You got me those for Valentine's Day. Remember, they're used to be Valentine's Day here, Remember?
- Alec: You ran out on this relationship. You take the consequences.
- Leslie: I didn't run out on anything. You ran out.
- Alec: You fucked Kevin.
- Leslie: You fucked many!
- Alec: Nameless, faceless many!
- Leslie: I feel much better now, thanks.
- Alec: You're not taking The Police.
- Leslie: Anyway, I didn't just fuck Kevin! I was confused and angry, and I care about him deeply.
- Alec: Get your clothes, give me the keys and get out! Now!
- Leslie: I can't believe this is happening to us.
- Alec: Wasted love!
- [Throws football, across the room]
- Alec: God, I just wish I could get it back!
- Leslie: I'm sorry to bother you here.
- Alec: Did you forget one of your albums?
- Leslie: It's Jules. After she left, for work this morning, some finance company came. They took away her furniture, her Jeep, everything. I tried to reach her but, I couldn't get through so, I went into her office. She's been pretending, to go to work every day, telling me she still, has an affair with her boss. Alec, he fired her three weeks ago. So, I confronted her, at first she denied everything and, she went crazy. She locked me out of the apartment, and she won't let me back in. Alec please, I need your help.
- Leslie: How's Howie?
- Wendy: Oh well, I wouldn't say my father's trying to bribe me, but he did offer me a Chrysler Lebaron convertible if I get engaged to Howie.
- Jules: Have you fucked him yet?
- Wendy: Jules!... God.
- Jules: Listen... get the car, fuck him, and if you don't like him, break the engagement... And then you can still fuck him.
- Leslie Hunter: You must have been in love with someone, sometime.
- Kevin Dolenz: Yeah, once. Junior high, I played bongos in this band and I fell in love with the lead singer. She sang "We've Only Just Begun" as sweet as Karen Carpenter. So, one night, I got high on this cheap malt liquor, and I pledged my love to her. And the next day she ran off with a bass player named Ringo. So, I turned in my bongos for a battered Underwood typewriter.
- Jules: Leslie, did I tell you? I'm sorry. I went to see my boss. I thought I was getting fired. Instead, the man took me to dinner.
- Leslie Hunter: I told you not to start bopping your boss.
- Jules: Too late.
- Leslie Hunter: I can't remember who met who first or who fell in love with who first. All I can remember is the seven of us always together.
- Alec Newbary: You don't need that thing. We're getting married soon. Let's play some Russian roulette.
- Leslie Hunter: And who carries the bullet around for nine months?
- Alec Newbary: Senator Hodges?
- Alec Newbary: I am ready.
- Leslie Hunter: You're always ready.
- Alec Newbary: I'm gonna get you a red, lacy babydoll nightgown.
- Leslie Hunter: Alec, I'm very happy in your pajamas, thank you very much.
- Alec Newbary: Well, I'm happy when you're out of my pajamas, thank you very much.
- Leslie Hunter: I'm not afraid to commit. I have to have something for myself first before I can share it with you.
- Leslie Hunter: What are we going to do about your extracurricular love life? Huh?
- Alec Newbary: What extracurricular love life?
- Leslie Hunter: I just wish everything could be like it used to be, all of us friends.
- Kevin Dolenz: I don't want to be friends! I didn't mean that. I mean, it was an accident.
- Leslie Hunter: I'm beginning to think there aren't any accidents.