Karen Austin credited as playing...
Sandy Chester
- Jack Chester: Should she be talking to him?
- Sandy Chester: Why not?
- Jack Chester: Why not? Are you crazy? He's a life guard. They're all sex maniacs. Right now each of his gonads is screaming me first.
- Jennifer Chester: Did they even say how many rooms they're are?
- Jack Chester: It's three bedrooms and it's on the beach. That's all I know.
- Sandy Chester: Well it was very nice of Hal to find the place.
- Jack Chester: It was very nice of him to tell me that I'm cracking up.
- Sandy Chester: You are not cracking up. You just need this rest.
- Jack Chester: Rest? Didn't we just get back from Hawaii?
- Sandy Chester: Jack, that was our honeymoon.
- Jack Chester: Oh, gee, I forgot my bathing suit. I guess I can't go in the water all summer.
- Sandy Chester: Jack, nobody cares what you look like in a bathing suit.
- [spanks Jack's behind]
- Jack Chester: That's just it.
- Sandy Chester: I'm going to pick one up for you.
- Jack Chester: Well, I'm not going to wear it. Not until I lose, maybe, 3 or 4 pounds.
- Sandy Chester: I love the way you look in a bathing suit.
- [kiss]
- Jack Chester: My mother was right, you're twisted.
- Sandy Chester: Mmm-hmm.
- Sandy Chester: Jack, you spend all of your time with Scully. What do the two of you do all day?
- Jack Chester: Dance.
- Laurie Chester: This place sucks!
- Sandy Chester: Where did you learn that?
- Jennifer Chester: I told her never to say things suck.
- Laurie Chester: Mommy, can I play in the basement with Yorku?
- Sandy Chester: Well, if it's okay with Yorku.
- Pirate Musician: It's okay with. I play.
- [laughs]
- Sandy Chester: I'll be right here if you need me.