Carmine Caridi credited as playing...
Ed
- Ed: I'm sorry, mister, but she's worrying the whole world with her new knockers.
- Vicki: Oh, be quiet, Ed. I just want his opinion.
- Ed: She's so insecure! Last night, she shoved them in the clerk's face at the 7-11, Honey, relax, will you. They're beautiful. They look right and they feel right!
- Vicki: Yeah?
- Ed: Mister, will you try them and tell her they feel right? As a favor to me?
- Jack Chester: [cops of feel] Oh, yeah. Boy those are so lifelike it's ridiculous.
- Ed: See. Everybody likes 'em. Thanks, buddy, I owe you one.
- Jack Chester: What are neighbors for.
- Vicki: So?
- Race Official: They look very natural - very natural.
- Ed: Vicki!
- Vicki: He's a judge. I value his opinion. Thank you.
- Race Official: Thank *you*.