Megan Follows credited as playing...
Jane Coslaw
- Uncle Red: Holy jumped-up baldheaded Jesus palomino!
- Jane Coslaw: Uncle Red...
- Uncle Red: [to Jane then Marty then Jane again] From him I'd expect it. Sometimes I think your common sense got paralyzed along with your legs. But from you, Jane - you're Miss Polly Practical!
- Jane Coslaw: You don't understand.
- Uncle Red: I understand that my niece and my nephew are sending little love notes to the local minister suggesting he gargle with broken glass or eat a rat-poison omelette!
- [Brady drops a garter snake from a tree above, getting Jane to fall into a puddle of mud]
- Brady Kincaid: Look alive!
- Brady Kincaid: [Marty covers his face as Brady continues to laugh at Jane] Hey, Jane! Did you wet your pants?
- Marty Coslaw: Jane, I'm sorry.
- Jane Coslaw: Oh, yeah, sure!
- Marty Coslaw: I didn't mean to.
- Jane Coslaw: Oh, no. You never mean to! I hate you, you booger!
- Marty Coslaw: You know who used to have a baseball bat like that? Mr. Knopfler.
- Uncle Red: So?
- Jane Coslaw: It looked like Bigfoot had used it for a toothpick!
- Jane Coslaw: Marty, are you okay?
- Marty Coslaw: All except my legs.
- Jane Coslaw: What about them?
- Marty Coslaw: [turns to her] I don't think I can walk.
- Jane Coslaw: In the made-up stories, the guy who's the werewolf only changes when the moon is full, but maybe he's like this almost all the time, only as the moon gets fuller...
- Marty Coslaw: ...the guy gets wolfier.
- Jane Coslaw: I love you, Marty.
- Older Jane: I wasn't always able to say those words, but I can now. I love you, Marty, goodnight.
- Uncle Red: Holy jumped up, bald-headed Jesus, palomina!
- Jane Coslaw: Uncle Red!
- Uncle Red: From him, I'd expect it. Sometimes I think your common sense got paralyzed along with your legs. But from you, Jane? You're Miss Polly Practical.
- Jane Coslaw: You don't understand.
- Uncle Red: I understand that my niece and my nephew are sending little love notes to the local minister, suggesting that he gargle with broken glass. Or eat a rat-poison omelet.
- Marty Coslaw: It came for me. I shot it in the eye. Now he's wearing an eye patch.
- Uncle Red: I wish I had a tape recorder so you could hear what you sound like.
- Marty Coslaw: What about the baseball bat Jane saw in the shed?
- Uncle Red: What about it?
- Marty Coslaw: You know who used to have a baseball bat like that? Mr. Knopfler.
- Uncle Red: So?
- Jane Coslaw: It looked like Bigfoot had used it for a toothpick.
- Uncle Red: You want to know what I think?
- Marty Coslaw: No. We just called you out here to admire your pretty little face.
- Uncle Red: You better watch your mouth right now. You're on thin ice with me, son. I think you had a hallucination. I think it was probably a broomstick or something.
- Jane Coslaw: It was not! You want me to show it to you? Come on, I'm not afraid. I'll show it to you right now!
- Uncle Red: No, no, no, no, no. I'm a little too old to be playing "The Hardy Boys meet Reverend Werewolf."
- Marty Coslaw: Okay, forget it.
- Uncle Red: Jesus. Yeah, forget it. Forget it. Werewolves.
- Marty Coslaw: Probably have gotten rid of it by now, anyway.
- Uncle Red: This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Just forget it! It's crazy!
- [They're in a car outside Reverend Lowe's chapel]
- Uncle Red: You see your suspect yet, Marty?
- Marty Coslaw: Yes, I see him.
- Uncle Red: Are you trying to tell me that a man who took a rocket in the eye three nights ago is out here painting a thermometer? He'd either be in the hospital or he would be dead!
- Marty Coslaw: I didn't shoot him when he was a man. I shot him when he was...
- Uncle Red: What, a werewolf? Oh, Jesus. Jane, you don't believe this madness, do you?
- Jane Coslaw: I don't know exactly what I believe, but I know that what I saw was a baseball bat, and not a broomstick. And I know there was something strange about the way the garage smelt that day. It smelt like an animal's den. And I believe in Marty. You used to believe in him, too, Uncle Red.
- Uncle Red: Kids.
- Marty Coslaw: [as they pull up to the fair] Aw man, they canceled the fireworks!
- Jane Coslaw: Aww, look out world, Marty the Great didn't get something he wanted.
- Jane Coslaw: You always take his side 'cause he's crippled. Well, it's not my fault he's crippled!
- Nan Coslaw: You just wanna be quiet or I'm gonna smack you! Now, I mean it!
- [Marty goes into Jane's room thinking she's asleep, when she see's Marty putting money down on her lamp table for she can get new pantyhose that Brady dirtied]
- Jane Coslaw: [Jane whispers in the dark] What's the money for?
- Marty Coslaw: A new pair of pantyhose. Is it enough? Jane, please take the money. It was Brady's idea. Honest to God. I want to make up.
- Jane Coslaw: [Jane turns on the light] I can get a pair of L'eggs down at the pharmacy for $1.49. Here.
- [gives him back part of the money]
- Jane Coslaw: [rides her bike up to the boys flying their kites] Get home, dinner was an hour ago!
- Marty Coslaw: Oh, I forgot. Is she mad?
- Jane Coslaw: Yeah, at *me* for not finding you sooner.