Jerry Levine credited as playing...
Stiles
- Scott Howard: I wouldn't even mention it to you, except that I gotta talk to someone.
- Stiles: Look, are you gonna tell me you're a fag because if you're gonna tell me you're a fag, I don't think I can handle it.
- Scott Howard: No, I'm not a fag. I'm - a werewolf.
- Scott Howard: Listen, Stiles. Do you know anything about a rash that's going around?
- Stiles: Why, you looking to catch something?
- Scott Howard: No, I'm serious.
- Stiles: No... but I heard Mr. Murphy, you know, the shop teacher?
- Scott Howard: Yeah?
- Stiles: Got his dick caught in a vacuum cleaner.
- Stiles: [his car is speeding by] Boof, how the hell are you?
- Scott Howard: Say no.
- Lisa 'Boof' Marconi: [to Stiles] No!
- Stiles: Great talking to you.
- Stiles: Listen, don't worry about a thing. We've got everything under control. You do your thing, and *I* will do mine. Cowabunga!
- Stiles: So, tell us. What's it like coming out of the closet?
- Lisa 'Boof' Marconi: It was unexpected.
- Stiles: TW, you're gonna be glad that you came to me with this. Yes, because with the right angles, man, we're gonna turn this into something - monstrous.
- Stiles: Look, man, we've got fine new wheels, we got some good tunes, and a total disregard for public safety.