Deborah Foreman credited as playing...
Muffy St. John • Buffy St. John
- Nikki: [reading magazine quiz] My first experience was A. Painful and degrading. B. Not so hot but I really cared about him. C. I was ready to try again. D. Wildly exciting, I had an orgasm.
- Muffy: A and part of B.
- Nikki: A, painful and degrading, not so hot but I really cared about him, awww that's so sweet!
- Kit: I'll take B.
- Nikki: Not so hot but I really cared about him. Was it Rob?
- Kit: Uh, no it wasn't Rob. What about you, Niki?
- Nikki: Um, A and D, painful and degrading, wildly exciting, I had an orgasm.
- [they laugh]
- Muffy: We used to spend all our summers here before my mother died, this is a very special place to me.
- Nan: [about the table set with dolls at every setting] Just like Agatha Christie.
- Chaz: And sporks.
- Arch: Sporks?
- Chaz: [mocking voice] And napkins with bunnies on 'em. Gee, Muff, you really spare no expense.
- Muffy: Well now how do you think Daddy made his money?
- Nikki: The old fashioned way, he inherited it.
- Nan: [about the doll at her place] I used to have all her outfits.
- Kit: It's okay now, with the others, they were outside, but you...
- Chaz: We're inside now, so we're safe.
- Nan: It's all because of what happened at the ferry, isn't it?
- Chaz: It was an accident! Christ! Don't they know that?
- Arch: Muffy, where do you keep your guns?
- Muffy: Guns? We don't keep guns in this house.
- Nan: Can I make a toast? Well, someone once said to me to cherish the friends you make in college.
- Arch: I try to cherish *all* the friends I make.
- Nikki: Stop it.
- Nan: Because... they'll be the friends you cherish most for the rest of your life. So, here's to us and here's to my life, because I'm very glad to be here. And to be a part of all of you.
- Kit: Muffy, anything you want to add to that?
- Muffy: Why me?
- Nikki: Because you're the hostess.
- Muffy: Okay. In his Life of Johnson, Janus Boswell said 'We cannot predict the precise moment when friendships are formed, as in filling a vessel drop by drop, there is at last one which makes it run over. So in a series of kindnesses, there is at last one which makes the heart run over.' So, with this toast, may our hearts run over and our friendships be formed.
- Muffy: I'm not worried about those two, Skip and Arch, they're probably just playing some kind of stupid trick.