Lillian Garrett credited as playing...
Russell's Mother
- Russell's Father: [choking him after he's been caught naked with the school psychiatrist] The school shrink! You don't go around bopping school shrinks!
- Russell Proco: She started it!
- Russell's Father: She started it? Did she started at Penn State? Did she start it at Wyoming State?
- Russell Proco: Dad! They always start it, I'm a goddamn victim of nature.
- Russell's Father: Baloney! You got a mouth, use it!
- Russell Proco: [smirking] That's just the problem, I always do.
- Russell's Father: I mean to say no to women when it's appropriate.
- Russell's Mother: Four schools have bent over backwards for you, Russell.
- Russell's Father: It's the co-eds who bend over backwards!