Charlotte Lewis credited as playing...
Kee Nang
- Kee Nang: Gompa, I have ruined myself with the American. He is a fool.
- The Old Man: But he's brave.
- Kee Nang: He is irresponsible.
- The Old Man: But he's generous.
- Kee Nang: He thinks of nothing but protecting his own feelings.
- The Old Man: But if you touch his heart, there's nothing he wouldn't do for you.
- Kee Nang: He believes in nothing.
- The Old Man: Yet, still he does what is right.
- Kee Nang: He is a callous, thoughtless, undisciplined fool.
- The Old Man: [chuckles] Yes. I, too, like him very much. It's very hard not to.
- Chandler Jarrell: So, tell me about this dream.
- Kee Nang: Some part's real, some part's dream.
- Chandler Jarrell: So this scar on my arm's real.
- Kee Nang: Right.
- Chandler Jarrell: What about Numsie?
- Kee Nang: Numspaa, Sardo Numspaa.
- Chandler Jarrell: Yeah.
- Kee Nang: He's very real.
- Chandler Jarrell: You know, you were there, and you said some things that seemed pretty real...
- Kee Nang: That part was dream!
- Chandler Jarrell: I was just checking.
- Kee Nang: She's over 300 years old.
- Chandler Jarrell: How'd she manage that one?
- Kee Nang: One of her ancestors was raped by a dragon.
- Chandler Jarrell: Does that happen a lot where your from?
- Kee Nang: We'll be there soon.
- Chandler Jarrell: Yeah, well, ya' better have a spatula where we're goin' cause my ass is frozen to this yak.
- Chandler Jarrell: They're not gonna let me on the plane with this 2 foot knife.
- Kee Nang: Yes they will.
- Chandler Jarrell: No they won't. I'm going to jail.
- Chandler Jarrell: If that bum didn't take my $100, we could have got a boat with a motor.
- Kee Nang: Shut up and paddle.
- Chandler Jarrell: Yeah, I'm gonna paddle. I'ma paddle his ass. I'ma paddle your ass when I find you! I know you... I'ma use this row... I'ma row your ass till it bleeds!
- Kee Nang: [after shielding Chandler from Sardo's arrow, Kee confesses why she stayed with him before she dies] I didn't spend... the night with you to obligate you. I spent the night with you... because I love you.
- Kee Nang: This child is special. His destiny is to save the world.
- Chandler Jarrell: That's a good destiny.
- Chandler Jarrell: They say you should always give a woman two chances to say no, just in case.
- Kee Nang: That's no twice.
- Chandler Jarrell: This looks like a big joint.
- Kee Nang: I'm serious, Mr. Jarrell.
- Chandler Jarrell: Lick it and smoke it. I think it was two of these and you smoked the other one.
- Kee Nang: Golden Child, would be taken to the city of the angels and would be rescued by a man who is no angel.
- Chandler Jarrell: And who's that?
- Kee Nang: You, Mr. Jarrell.
- Kee Nang: A child has been kidnapped.
- Chandler Jarrell: When?
- Kee Nang: Five days ago in northeastern Tibet.
- Chandler Jarrell: Well, Tibet's a little bit out of my territory.
- Kee Nang: They need to keep evil on all sides of him at all times. Just the writing wouldn't be enough - that they'd need to augment it something else.
- Chandler Jarrell: Or what?
- Kee Nang: Or the child will project himself astrally.
- Kee Nang: Aren't you going to ask me up?
- Chandler Jarrell: Am I dreaming now?
- Kee Nang: Does a lady have to ask twice?
- Chandler Jarrell: No. No, please. No. Please twice. Please, please. Shit. Twice.
- Kee Nang: Kathmandu, the gateway to Tibet.
- Chandler Jarrell: Bulls and shit walkin' around here - and it's cold.
- Chandler Jarrell: Did you see a little naked man runnin' around with a $100 bill?
- Kee Nang: I've arranged for yaks, ponies, and boats.
- Chandler Jarrell: You didn't see a little naked bum with $100?
- Kee Nang: No, but I could arrange for one.