Lea Thompson credited as playing...
Beverly Switzler
- Howard T. Duck: I've given up trying to assimilate. I've got to get back to my own kind!
- [notices Beverly's behind as he watches her crawl across the top of her bed in her underwear]
- Howard T. Duck: Althoooooough... I HAVE developed a greater appreciation for the female version of the human anatomy... ARROOOOO!
- Beverly: Howard, you really are the worst!
- Howard T. Duck: He-he!
- Beverly: Come on, let's watch David Letterman. Come on!
- [Pats the bed]
- Howard T. Duck: Okie-dookie.
- Beverly: I was worried about you. I missed you.
- Howard T. Duck: Well, sex appeal. Some guys got it - and some guys don't.
- [Together in bed, Beverly seducing Howard]
- Howard T. Duck: [flustered] I've got a headache...
- Beverly: And I've got the aspirin!
- Howard T. Duck: Be gentle.
- Beverly: I don't know where you are now, but I hope you're happier there. This world didn't treat you very good, but you saved it, didn't you?
- Dr. Jenning: It feels like something inside me, gnawing at my guts... what's wrong with me?
- Beverly: Well... what did you have for lunch?
- Howard T. Duck: Bev, I am not a real sentimental guy.
- Beverly: No. I bet you were born from a very hard-boiled egg, Duckie.
- Beverly: You got some place to go?
- Howard T. Duck: Hey, if I had some place to go I certainly wouldn't be in 'Cleve-Land'.
- Beverly: I'm sorry I'm so nervous. It's just that I've never been around a... Um, I mean, I've never even had any pets or anything, you know. They seem like such a hassle - you know, feeding 'em, cleaning up their little poo-poos, and...
- Howard T. Duck: I'll try to be careful.
- Howard T. Duck: What is this place?
- Beverly: Uh... Cleveland?
- Howard T. Duck: Cleve-Land? U-huh. That's a perfect weird name for this planet.
- Dr. Jenning: [at the diner, as the Dark Overlord] I have disguised my true form, which would be considered... hideous and revolting, here.
- Beverly: Lucky for the people eating.
- Beverly: Excuse me, are you in charge here?
- Lieutenant Welker: Yeah, why?
- Beverly: Well, I want to know why they're harassing Howard.
- Lieutenant Welker: Who's Howard?
- Beverly: He had nothing to do with it. Howard, Howard is just an innocent, um...
- Lieutenant Welker: "Thing"?
- Beverly: No. Duck.
- Lieutenant Welker: Just an innocent duck?
- [Beverly nods]
- Lieutenant Welker: [to Officer Hanson] No wonder why I'm asking for early retirement.
- Dr. Jenning: I told you, bird-brain, I am not Jenning anymore! I am now one of the Dark Overlords of the Universe.
- Beverly: Hmm, Dark Overlord of the Universe?
- Howard T. Duck: That must be quite a responsibility.
- Beverly: I just can't seem to find the right man.
- Howard T. Duck: Maybe it's not a man you should be looking for.
- Beverly: Ah, you think I might find happiness in the animal kingdom, Duckie?
- Howard T. Duck: Like they say, Doll, love's strange. We could always give it a try.
- Beverly: Okay, let's go for it Mr. Macho.
- Beverly: [to Howard as they lie in bed together] I just can't resist your intense animal magnetism.
- [the feathers on the top of Howard's head stick straight up]
- Beverly: [Picks up a handful of feathers] What's this in my bed?
- Howard T. Duck: Ah, souvenirs?
- Beverly: I'm gonna miss you a lot, Duckie.
- Beverly: Listen, would you like something to eat or drink? Milk? I could put it in a bowl?
- Howard T. Duck: Doll, I don't drink out of bowls. Do you gotta beer?