Brian Henson credited as playing...
Hoggle • Goblin
- First Statue: Don't go on...
- Second Statue: Go back, while you still can...
- Third Statue: This is not the way...
- Fourth Statue: Take heed, and go no further...
- Fifth Statue: Beware, beware...
- Sixth Statue: Soon it will be too late...
- Hoggle: Ah, don't pay any attention to them, they're just false alarms. You get a lot of them in the Labyrinth, especially when you're on the right track.
- Seventh Statue: Oh, no you're not!
- Hoggle: Oh, shut up.
- Seventh Statue: I'm sorry, I'm just doing my job.
- Hoggle: Well, you don't have to do it to us.
- Eighth Statue: [deep, booming voice] Beware, for...
- Hoggle: Just forget it.
- Eighth Statue: [normal voice] Oh, please. I haven't said it in such a long time.
- Hoggle: Oh, all right. But don't expect a big reaction.
- Eighth Statue: No, no, no, of course not.
- Eighth Statue: [clears throat, deep, booming voice] For the path you will take will lead you to certain destruction!
- [normal voice]
- Eighth Statue: Thank you very much.
- Hoggle: [sadly, after Sarah broke free from the crystal] Oh, she'll never forgive me. What have I done? I've lost my only friend. That's what I've done.
- Hoggle: And you wouldn't be so brave if you'd ever smelled the Bog of Eternal Stench. It's, it's...
- Sarah: Is that all it does, is smell?
- Hoggle: Oh, believe me, that's enough! But the worst thing is, if you so much as set a foot in the Bog of Stench, you'll smell bad for the rest of your life. It'll never wash off.
- Hoggle: You know your problem? You take too many things for granted. Take this labyrinth. Even if you get to the center, you'll never get out again.
- Sarah: That's your opinion.
- Hoggle: Well, it's a lot better than yours.
- Sarah: Thanks for nothing, Hogwart.
- Hoggle: Oh! It's Hoggle! And don't say I didn't warn you.
- Sarah: Do you know where the door to the labyrinth is?
- Hoggle: Oh, maybe.
- Sarah: Well, where is it?
- Hoggle: Oh, you little...
- [spraying a fairy]
- Hoggle: Wah! Sixty. Ooh, ha!
- Sarah: I said, where is it?
- Hoggle: Where is what?
- Sarah: The door.
- Hoggle: What door?
- Sarah: It's hopeless asking you anything.
- Hoggle: Not if you ask the right questions.
- Hoggle: [revealing the entrance to the labyrinth] You, uh, really going in there, are you?
- Sarah: Yes. I'm afraid I have to.
- [entering, she sees two potential paths diverge, then jumps in surprise as he appears behind her]
- Hoggle: Cozy, isn't it?
- [laughing]
- Hoggle: Now, would you go left or right?
- Sarah: [trying to decide] They both look the same.
- Hoggle: Well, you're not gonna get very far.
- Sarah: Which way would you go?
- Hoggle: Me? I wouldn't go either way.
- Sarah: If that's all the help you're gonna be, you can just leave.