Shari Weiser credited as playing...
- Sarah: You're horrible!
- Hoggle: No, I ain't. I'm Hoggle.
- Jareth: And Hoggle, if she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince.
- Hoggle: Y-you will?
- Jareth: Prince of the Land of Stench!
- [laughs]
- Hoggle: This is an oubliette, labyrinth's full of 'em.
- Sarah: Really. I didn't know that.
- Hoggle: Oh don't act so smart. You don't even know what an oubliette is.
- Sarah: Do you?
- Hoggle: Yes. It's a place you put people... to forget about 'em!
- Jareth: Ah, what have we here?
- Hoggle: Oh, uh, nothin'.
- Jareth: [removing his disguise at the last second] Nothing? Nothing? NOTHING? Nothing, tra la la?
- Ludo: [in the mirror] Goodbye, Sarah.
- Didymus: And remember, fair maiden, should you need us...
- Hoggle: Yes, should you need us, for any reason at all...
- Sarah: I need you, Hoggle.
- Hoggle: You do?
- Sarah: [nods] I don't know why, but every now and again in my life - for no reason at all - I need you. All of you.
- Hoggle: You do? Well... WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
- [she spins around and sees them all in her room, including the goblins. She hugs them all, and a huge party begins]
- Hoggle: What did you have to go and do a thing like that for?
- Sarah: Do what? You mean rescue you?
- Hoggle: No! You kissed me!
- Sarah: Ow! It bit me!
- Hoggle: What'd you expect fairies to do?
- Sarah: I thought they did nice things, like... like granting wishes.
- Hoggle: Shows what *you* know, don't it?
- Jareth: Higgle...
- Hoggle: Hoggle!
- Jareth: Yes, If I thought that for one second that you would betray me, I would be forced to suspend you, head first, in the Bog of Eternal Stench.
- Hoggle: [falls to his knees] Oh no! Your Majesty, not the eternal stench!
- Jareth: Oh, yes!
- Didymus: [finally entering the castle] Well, come on then!
- Sarah: No! I have to face him alone.
- Didymus: But why?
- Sarah: Because that's the way it's done!
- Didymus: Well, if that is the way it is done, then that is the way you must do it. But, should you need us...
- Hoggle: Yes, should you need us...
- Sarah: I'll call.
- Hoggle: You have to understand my position. I'm a coward. And Jareth scares me.
- Sarah: What kind of a position is that?
- Hoggle: No position! That's my point.
- Hoggle: Them's my rightful property. It's not fair.
- Sarah: No, it isn't. But that's the way it is.
- Sarah: [seeing a Goblin aiming his cannon at her] Whoa, Nellie, duck!
- [the Goblin fires]
- Hoggle: [laughs] Missed!
- Hoggle: [they need to get out of the dungeon] Ah, this is what we need. A ladder. Follow me.
- Sarah: How can I trust you now that you know you were taking me back to the beginning of the labyrinth?
- Hoggle: [starts climbing, grunts] I wasn't. I told him I was taking you back to the beginning just to throw him off the scent.
- Sarah: [looking up at him as he climbs] Hoggle, how can I believe anything you say?
- Hoggle: Well,
- [grunts]
- Hoggle: let me put it this way. What choice have you got?
- [grunts]
- Sarah: You're right.
- [follows him up the ladder]
- Hoggle: Hoggle ain't no one's friend. He looks after himself, like everyone. Hoggle is Hoggle's friend.
- Hoggle: Oh, no... Not the CLEANERS!
- Hoggle: Now, don't try to embarrass me. I've got no pride.
- Jareth: You don't think a young girl could ever like a repulsive little scab like you, do you?
- Hoggle: Well, she said we was...
- Jareth: What? Bosom companions?
