Saeed Jaffrey credited as playing...
Nasser
- Nasser: Yes... But first we must marry Omar off.
- [Cut to Omar and Johnny making love in the back room]
- Nasser: [to Omar] In this damn country, which we hate and love, you can get anything you want. It's all spread out and available. That's why I believe in England. Only you need to know how to squeeze the tits of the system.
- Johnny: Doesn't look too good, does it? Pakis doing this kind of thing.
- Nasser: Why not?
- Johnny: What would your enemies have to say about this, eh? Ain't exactly integration, is it?
- Nasser: I'm a professional businessman, not a professional Pakistani. And there is no question of race in the new enterprise culture.
- Nasser: [to Omar] Bring Tania over here. Marry her. Well, what's wrong with her? When I say marry her, you damn well do it. Be nice to her, pressure off my fucking head. Your penis works doesn't it? Get going!
- Nasser: I can't go back. Religion is sodomizing the country. It's getting in the way of making money.
- Nasser: [Rachel on top] Ahh! What do you think I am, your trampoline?
- Rachel: Oh, yes, yes, yes... a trampoline.
- Nasser: Speak my language, damn it.
- Rachel: I'll do nothing else, Nasser. Do you think we'll ever part?
- Nasser: Not at the moment!
- Rachel: I'm serious!
- Nasser: Ahh... Just keep moving. Oh! Just there! Oh, I love you. Oh, darling. Christ! You move like a niner.
- Nasser: I presume my brother, the boy's Papa, was out screwing some barmaid, somewhere. So, when these tappings went on, I got out of bed, went to the balcony and opened the door. And there was my brother, he was standing outside with some woman - and they were completely without clothes. Blue with cold, like two bars of soap. This I refer to as my brother's blue period.