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My Chauffeur (1986)

Howard Hesseman: McBride

My Chauffeur

Howard Hesseman credited as playing...

McBride

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  • McBride: [McBride is addressing his drivers] We are not interested in change...
  • Casey: [rushing in] I'm sorry I'm late!
  • [she runs into Doolittle, causing him to spill his coffee into his lap]
  • Casey: Ohhh! Ohhh... I'm so sorry!
  • [she takes a handkerchief and attempt to clean him up]
  • McBride: [startled] What are you doing?
  • Casey: I came for a job.
  • McBride: This is Brentwood Limousine, Limited.
  • Casey: I know, I'm gonna be a driver.
  • McBride: [as Doolittle gets more and more excited by Casey's handling of him] Madam, if you continue masturbating my driver, you're going to be a murderer.
  • [she stops, she and Doolittle blow each other a kiss]
  • McBride: What do you want?
  • Casey: Job.
  • McBride: Doing what?
  • Casey: Driving.
  • McBride: Driving WHAT?
  • Casey: Big black limousines! Whoo... baby!
  • McBride: Giles.
  • Giles: Yes, sir.
  • McBride: Get her a uniform
  • Casey: [Chasing after Giles] Hey, slow down. What's your problem? Where ya goin', Babe? It is "Babe", isn't it?
  • McBride: A woman says you and your friends tried to rape her... and her dog.
  • Casey: She was worth 20,000 points.
  • McBride: You're deluded.
  • Casey: [gasps] I've never had a 'lude in my life.
  • McBride: Don't get your nipples hard. you've got a long way to go before you're hired.
  • McBride: You're running a goddamned whorehouse on wheels, woman. I can't have that.
  • Casey: [Casey and Battle climb into the back of a Brentwood limousine after their wedding, she addresses the driver] Home... James.
  • [Battle chuckles... the driver turns around, it's McBride]
  • McBride: [smiles, contrite] With pleasure... madam.

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