Robbie Coltrane credited as playing...
Thomas
- Thomas: [shows George a plate of plastic spaghetti] What do you think?
- George: Do you melt it down and eat it?
- Thomas: No. They're ornamental.
- George: Ornamental spaghetti.
- Thomas: Yeah. Could go a bomb.
- George: Where'd you get them?
- Thomas: Contacts, George. You can't find plastic spaghetti just anywhere.
- Thomas: You can never tell with women, George. They're different. They wear skirts and like to powder their noses and when they go to heaven they get wings.
- George: Like angels?
- Thomas: Aye, like angels.
- George: Yeah, but angels are men, Thomas.
- Thomas: Men?
- George: Yeah.
- Thomas: No one told me that.
- George: lt's true, angels are men.
- Thomas: Anyway, listen: what about this tall, thin, black story?
- George: Ah... well, we got it wrong, the fella did... actually, she's a nun in disguise.
- Thomas: What kind of a nun?
- George: A Sister of Mercy. Y'know, those that wear the big white bonnets.
- Thomas: Aye, with the big thingummys on it?
- George: Yeah.
- Thomas: You didn't wear this the whole time, though?
- George: Well, she can't, can she, she's on the game, it'd look a bit funny, wouldn't it, and spoil the point of the exercise.
- Thomas: How?
- George: She wouldn't be in disguise then, would she?
- Thomas: [on reflection] Well, that's nuns for ye.