John Cusack credited as playing...
Hoops McCann
- Hoops McCann: We can't let them walk away with everything. If we give in, we're giving in to all the cute, fuzzy bunnies in the world.
- Egg Stork: [Everyone gives Hoops with a bewildered look, not knowing what he's talking about] Yeah, that's just what I was thinking.
- Hoops McCann: Will you watch where you're going! We're heading for the docks!
- George Calamari: We've gotta make the boat!
- Hoops McCann: Boat? What boat?
- George Calamari: What, did you think we were driving to Nantucket? Come on, it's an island!
- Hoops McCann: You never mentioned any boats! I hate boats! I'm not getting on any boat!
- George Calamari: I beg to differ!
- Hoops McCann: Aren't you going out with that guy Teddy?
- Cookie Cambell: Yeah.
- Hoops McCann: Then why aren't you with him tonight?
- Cookie Cambell: Because he's got some silly reception to go to and then he's got his Vang Shoo classes.
- Hoops McCann: What's Vang Shoo?
- Cookie Cambell: The martial art of disemboweling another human being with a Popsicle stick.
- Hoops McCann: Hey, Teddy. What if we make a deal? You need the trophy, we need the house. And everybody's happy. Come on, Ted. Okay.
- Teddy Beckersted: [Snatching the trophy] You're only half right, McCann.
- Old Man Beckersted: That house won't do you or your father any good. I'm not putting a dime in the Beckerstead Estates. This is the real investment, Teddy: Friendship!
- Old Man Beckersted: [Giving the deed to the house to Cassandra] Here's your house back.
- Cassandra Eldridge: Thank you so much.
- Old Man Beckersted: The little lady has quite a voice. Come on, Teddy.
- [Grabs Teddy by the ear]
- Hoops McCann: [Drawing his cartoon, before the final scene] Once upon a time, there was a happy guy that love finally found and this time, love didn't pass him by. Old boy finally caught a break. This love story lasted all summer long. There was nothing even the cute and fuzzy bunnies could do about it.