Gary Basaraba credited as playing...
Joe Collins
- Losado: [Approaching Joe] It's over.
- Joe Collins: What's over?
- Losado: Life, my friend.
- [He pulls out a knife and moves toward Joe]
- Eddie Jillette: I know the secret to Heaven.
- Joe Collins: Oh, yeah, what's that?
- Eddie Jillette: A girl with freckles on her tits.
- Eddie Jillette: I don't see any heartstoppers in here. Most of these broads still got the price tag hanging from their nose.
- Joe Collins: [Michel walks by and catches their attention as she sits down with a older man] Maybe she's his mother.
- Eddie Jillette: She's got 'born to screw' tattooed on her forehead.
- Eddie Jillette: Don't be bitter.
- Eddie Jillette: I know the secret to happiness.
- Eddie Jillette: What's that?
- Eddie Jillette: A girl with freckles on her tits.
- Eddie Jillette: You're doin' reefer with the brothers or is your old lady on a moon cycle?
- Joe Collins: Why do you ask somethin' like that?
- Eddie Jillette: Cause once a month without fail you get bullshit philosophical with me.
- Joe Collins: Yeah, well, that's what happens when you get married, Eddie.