Bobcat Goldthwait credited as playing...
Cadet Zed
- Cadet Zed: [passing Sweetchuck's moped on his motorcycle] Nice bike! Where do you put the batteries?
- Sgt. Laverne Hooks: Oops, I've got the wrong keys. I'll be right back.
- Cadet Zed: Hey, that's no problem.
- [Zed hotwires the police cruiser while Sgt Hooks looks on in horror]
- Cadet Zed: [playing bongos while inches away from Sweetchuck] This is a song I wrote off my first album and it goes something like this. Ahhhhhh... when I was a baby I had no teeth! I couldn't get a job! I couldn't eat meat!