Patricia Arquette credited as playing...
Zero
- Sara Gentry: [looking around for count Hawke, with four goats held by Alex on the background] Where is he?
- Yuko: [with a smirk] Making up a "baa" quartet perhaps?
- Torch: [exhausted voice] Ooooh, just shoot her!
- Zero: Or whoever writes her lines...
- Zero: Are you okay?
- [no answer]
- Zero: Look, I know you're gonna do whatever you want, but if you screw with Crawley, he's just gonna come down hard on the rest of us.
- Daphne Ziegler: Look, all I wanna do is get out of here, and the harder I push him, the sooner I'll be gone. You won't have to put up with me anyways. Besides, he's a wuss, what's he gonna do?
- Daphne Ziegler: [re tennis instructor] Hey, he's a babe. Cute butt.
- Zero: Peter? Don't bother. Everybody's tried to scam on him. But he must be gay.
- Daphne Ziegler: Bummer. Averil's pretty good. Is she in the tournament?
- Zero: It'd be a bad idea, it's strictly Preen.
- Daphne Ziegler: Crawley said it was a PR thing.
- Zero: Yeah, Preen relief. He brings in the Burnside boys so the Preens can give their vibrators a rest.
- Zero: [as the girls watch porn] Doesn't it hurt the guy when you do that?
- Yuko: Why would it hurt?
- Zero: No, I mean, it's like she's inflating him. Where does all the air go?
- Yuko: [shakes her head] You don't blow, silly. You... suck.
- Zero: You suck? No way. Well, then what happens when he...
- Yuko: I don't believe this conversation.
- Torch: Use your imagination.
- Zero: [wrinkles her nose] That's disgusting.
- Zero: [in the shallow waves] Come on in, the water's great!
- Averil: Come on, Zigs, you're missing the good stuff!
- Daphne Ziegler: [basking in the sun in her hot pink bikini] Cool is the rule.