Annie Potts credited as playing...
Iona
- Iona: Does he have - strong lips?
- Andie: How can you tell?
- Iona: Do you feel it in your knees?
- Andie: I felt it everywhere.
- Iona: Strong lips.
- [laughs]
- Iona: Talk about lips. I mean, I'm old enough to be his mother, but when the Duck laid that kiss on me last night, I swear to God, my thighs just went up in flames! He must practice on melons or something.
- Andie: Okay. Make my day. I want all the gory details. The mingling breath, the pounding heart, the steamy windows. I want the whole scoop.
- Iona: Well, I hate to disappoint you, but nothing happened.
- Iona: Nothing?
- Andie: Well, not nothing. I mean, I kissed him.
- Iona: Anywhere interesting?
- Andie: Oh, please.
- Iona: You wanna try it on? I bet it'd look great on you! I mean, your butt is 15 years younger than mine. I mean, I used to have a great butt. I did, I loved my butt! I wish I had photographs of it. You wanna try this on?
- Iona: He's a yuppie; but, he's *so* nice. He's employed. He's heterosexual. I swear to God, I'm so far ahead of the game, next time you see me, I'll probably be picking out my china patterns.