Anthony Michael Hall credited as playing...
Daryl Cage
- Cop on Melrose: Are you aware of that crosswalk on the corner?
- Daryl Cage: [nervous] Uhh, no.
- Cop on Melrose: Take the shades off.
- Daryl Cage: What?
- Cop on Melrose: I said take the shades off.
- [Daryl does as he is told. Cop stares at him. Daryl glances over to the squad car and finds his police composit sketch hanging]
- Cop on Melrose: Don't let me catch you jaywalking again.
- Marshall: Now who the fuck are you man?
- Daryl Cage: [grabs Marshall by the collar] Listen, I got 10 keys of smack. It doesn't matter who the fuck I am. Who the fuck are you?
- Gaddis: [surprised and stunned at having been unexpectedly stabbed] A knife?
- Daryl Cage: Life's a bitch, ain't it?
- Dizz: [on the airplane, after they've landed in L.A] We've landed. Must've been some wild dream. What was it about?
- [Daryl makes no reply]
- Dizz: Come on, you can tell me. I mean, I have really strange dreams - all the time! I have a reoccurring nun dream. These nuns are chasing me through a tunnel, and when we come out through the other side, they're penguins.
- [Daryl listens but makes no reply]
- Dizz: [moves to the seat right next to him] You're sure quiet. That's okay. I don't like people who talk all the time. I'm an actress... Did you ever see "Massacre in Blood City"?
- Daryl Cage: [draws a blank] No.
- Dizz: "No"?
- [scoffs]
- Dizz: "Cycle Sluts From Hell"?
- Daryl Cage: [again draws a blank] No, ma'am.
- Dizz: [slightly mocking] "No, ma'am"?
- Daryl Cage: No, ma'am
- Dizz: Where are you from?
- Daryl Cage: Iowa.
- Dizz: [scoffs] Life's a bitch, ain't it?
- Daryl Cage: Sometimes.
- Dizz: Ha ha! That was intense!
- Daryl Cage: What are you, mental, huh? What do you think this is, a fuckin' video?
- Dizz: No. Now we know who they are!
- Daryl Cage: No, Dizz. Now they know who *we* are.