Siobhan Finneran credited as playing...
- [Rita and Sue are in Bob's car. Bob is about to make love to Sue on the front seat. Rita is in the back, feeling rather left out of things]
- Rita: [sarcastically] I'll just watch, if it's all right?
- [Bob climbs on top of Sue. Rita takes a closer look]
- Rita: Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!
- Sue: [Examines a condom Bob gives her] So what happens if it tears?
- Bob: Not good then. The sperm can get out and fertilise the egg.
- Rita: We haven't got eggs inside us. We're not ducks, y'know!
- Bob: Well, things haven't been going so good with me and the wife.
- Rita: Tell us another one!
- Sue: [Talking about Bob's wife, Michelle] Imagine being married to a woman who won't have sex!
- Rita: Aww. Did you hear her say "Bob will *never* leave me." I'd piss meself laughing if he did.
- Rita, Sue: [after Bob walks into the bedroom, to find Rita and Sue already in bed together and waiting for him] You took yer fuckin' time, dint ya?
- [Last line in the film. Bob immediately takes a flying leap into bed with them both]
