Ally Sheedy credited as playing...
Stephanie Speck
- Number 5: Malfunction. Need input.
- Stephanie Speck: Input. That's information! Listen, I am full of it.
- Newton Crosby: OK. Listen closely. There's a priest, a minister, and a rabbi. They're out playing golf. They're deciding how much to give to charity. The priest says "We'll draw a circle on the ground, throw the money in the air, and whatever lands inside the circle, we'll give to charity." The minister says "No, we'll draw a circle on the ground, throw the money in the air, and whatever lands outside of the circle, that's what we'll give to charity." The rabbi says "No no no. We'll throw the money way up in the air, and whatever God wants, he keeps!"
- Number 5: Hmmmm. Oh, I get it! Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Nyuk, nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk!
- Stephanie Speck: What's going on? Is he laughing?
- Newton Crosby: Yeah! Yeah! And the joke wasn't even that funny, and I think I screwed up the punchline. Ha ha ha ha!
- Number 5: "Whatever God wants, he keeps!"
- [Stephanie is in the bath]
- Number 5: [confused] Stephanie... change color!
- Stephanie Speck: [looks down, embarrassed, reaches for a towel] Uh...
- Number 5: Attractive! Nice software. Mmm.
- Stephanie Speck: Boy, you sure don't talk like a machine.
- Stephanie Speck: You're a robot? I thought you were alive, Number 5. I let you tear my house to shreds and you're a robot! You're a machine from that dumb war lab place. God, I'm so stupid!
- Number 5: Stupid - foolish, gullible, doltish, dumbell, lamebrain...
- Stephanie Speck: Shut up!
- Number 5: Shut up - silence, hush, sit on it, can it...
- Stephanie Speck: [they're heading for the cliff] Oh, no - Jeez! Number Five, we're gonna be killed!
- Number 5: Disassemble?
- Stephanie Speck: Yes, disassemble ALL OVER THE PLACE!
- Frank: [explaining why he'd just been trying to capture Steph's dog] ... you know he looked kinda sick to me, so I thought I'd just take 'im down to the vet and fix 'im up a little bit.
- Stephanie Speck: He doesn't look sick. YOU look sick.
- Stephanie Speck: [taking N5 for an extraterrestrial being] Oh, my God! I knew they'd pick me. I just knew it!... Hello? Well, I guess... Welcome to my planet!
- Stephanie Speck: [to N5 reciting TV commercials] OK, you didn't come a million miles to do television commercials, did you?
- Number 5: [on seeing the Sun] Oooooo! Beautiful. Light bulb.
- Stephanie Speck: No - sun.
- Number 5: Beautiful No-sun.
- Stephanie Speck: [ending her phone conversation with NOVA's Marner] ... never mind, go back to your nuclear warheads.
- Stephanie Speck: [after reading the manufacturer's label on Number Five's abdomen and realizing that he's merely a man-made robot instead of a space-alien] Boy, am I the jerk of the world!
- Number 5: Jerk of the world: Turkey, idiot, pain in the ass.
- Frank: [to Number 5] Listen, why don't you say we jump in my car and I'll take you home.
- Stephanie Speck: [knowingly] Uh, tell him where home is.
- Frank: Uh, home is NOVA.
- [Beasley barks]
- Number 5: [throws tray at Frank] NOVA? NO! No disassemble!
- Stephanie Speck: Run, Number 5, run!
- Number 5: Come on, treads, don't fail me now!
- Frank: [runs after him] You tricked me, you little bitch!
- Stephanie Speck: Oh, does this mean I don't get my $5,000? Well, forget it! FORGET IT! He can run thirty miles an hour, you big stupid JERK!
- Frank: [grabs her] Hey, I'll show you how stupid I am! Guess who's gonna help me catch him!
- Stephanie Speck: No, I'd rather die first!
- Frank: [sees that his Pontiac is gone] What the hell happened to my car?
- Number 5: Hi!
- [Frank's car is shown totally dismantled]
- Number 5: Piece of cake!
- Frank: Oh, my God! My car!
- Stephanie Speck: [smiles] Oh, way to go, Number 5!
- Number 5: Escape, escape! Please, hide! Refuge!
- Stephanie Speck: What are you afraid of? What's the matter with you?
- Number 5: N.O.V.A. robotics, disassemble, dead! Disassemble, Number 5 dead!
- Stephanie Speck: But you can't die, you're a machine!
- Number 5: No.
- Stephanie Speck: No, you're not a machine?
- Number 5: Yes!
- Stephanie Speck: Yes you are, or yes you're not?
- Number 5: Yes...
- Stephanie Speck: Yes, what?
- Number 5: Yes... not.
- Stephanie Speck: Talk about a malfunction!
- Number 5: Not malfunction, Stephanie... Number 5... is alive!
- Stephanie Speck: I can't reassemble. You squashed him. He's dead.
- Number 5: Dead?
- Stephanie Speck: Right. Dead - as in dead as a doornail.
- Number 5: Reassemble, Stephanie. Reassemble!
- Stephanie Speck: I know you don't understand. But, when you're dead - you're dead. It's just the way it is. Dead is forever.
- Number 5: Squash. Dead. Disassemble. Dead. Disassemble? Dead!
- Stephanie Speck: Hey, slow down!
- Number 5: No disassemble!
- Stephanie Speck: Hey, wait! Where are you going?
- Number 5: Leave! Escape!
- Stephanie Speck: Yeah, I know that you think you're alive, but those guys who built you say "no way", and so I don't know what to think anymore.